How to treat a pacifist

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42jeff
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How to treat a pacifist

Post by 42jeff »

I saw this posted on our bulletin board at the squadron. Needed a good laugh on a cold night since the snack bar guy had let the coffee pot run dry....(nothing like a good slice of Air Force coffee to warm up with).

Anyway...here goes...

What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive nemp-shirt=wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:

1.) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be no "retaliation"

2.)Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate

3.) When subject says "No", ask "Why not?"

4.) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."

5.) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can

6.) When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."

7.) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.

8.) Punch him in the face again, harder this time

9.) Repeat steps 5 though 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

We dug it. I hope ya'll do to. :)

Jeff
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Re: How to treat a pacifist

Post by KBMIL »

Hehe,

i agree 100% !!

greets Mil :D
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Re: How to treat a pacifist

Post by Jetfighter »

Is that supposed to be funny?? Sorry... can't laugh about that one :(

Basil
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Re: How to treat a pacifist

Post by Widowmaker »

Well hera ya go....

it is starting to get much clearer now..

.... I'm keeping out of the disussion..

you know me being a pacifist and all..

and I hate being slapped for just that or starting a disussion..

anyways don't make mistakes.. hehe

Widmak
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