Is it finished yet?

[Ender Wiggin]

is there an eta on the 1st beta of this theatre id love to try it.

[Zaggy]

Thats classified... In fact the whole thing is so classified, that the people involved are unable to confirm or deny anything... To the point of being able to neither confirm or deny their own existance!!! And lets face it, if you knew anything, theyd have to kill you...

Its all very cloak and dagger... IF you get a copy, it will be passed you, in a doubled over news paper at the North entrance of Trafalgar station, on the SECOND landing of stairs furthest WEST... He will walk DOWN the stais at precisely 11:07.. He will be wearing a black suit, green tie and black bowler hat, which he will grab the brim of as he starts to walk down the stairs... You will acknowledge, by scratching your nose with your left hand.. He will bump into you, you will say "Sorry Old Chap", he will reply with "No no, My mistake..." at which time you will secretly swap your copies of the Morning London Times... You one will contain an unlabelled, encrypted CD... His will contain US$500, a pack or Orange Tic Tacs, a profilatic and a copy of last months Playboy black label edition...

Failiure to comply with these instructions will result in the hand off no occuring...

Remember, Saddam is watching!!! If he camptures you, we will deny all knowledge of you... You will divulge nothing!!! Even if they have your testicals in a slawly closing vice!!! Admit nothing!!!

Here is a secret suicide pill, just in case!!!


Do you wish to accept this mission???

[Ender Wiggin]

sure y not